Act now! This property will not last. An absolutely charming 3 bedroom, 2 bath Victorian style dream home that’s perfect for any family looking to begin a journey of bitterness and resentment together.
Continue on to the open floor living room which boasts a dramatic fireplace built from local granite. Nestle in front of the flames on chilly nights and slip comfortably into the winter of your discontent, every winter for the rest of your lonely existence. But, the perks don’t stop there. A detached dining room offers a cozy space for any family looking to spend time together smashing plates and screaming about sacrifices. Or, if it’s a quiet moment alone you want, nestle into the breakfast nook to sip coffee and fantasize about what life would have been like if you married someone else.
At nearly 4,000 square feet, this enviable treasure has almost too many amenities to list. The master bedroom includes floor-to-ceiling windows that afford breathtaking views of your neighbor’s increasing success and brand new Tesla. You’ll also find a spacious master bath with Italian tile flooring and 10 jet jacuzzi tub, perfect for those days when you need to unwind. Dip in and drift away under recessed ceiling lights that help calm the senses and splash warm luminance onto every single one of your husband’s revolting flaws. Plus, his and her sinks!